[English Penguins Fan]

Hi guys im new to the board from Manchester Uk im a mad English Penguins fan. I fell in love with them after watching that Jean Cluade Van Damme movie that was filmed in The Mellon Arena- i have a question for you guys:


I have been watching videos on Sidney Crosby's website- who is the guy who commentates on Penguins games for Pitssburgh FSN- what is his name? He is a complete nutter- more so than Don Cherry- i love the little tag lines he uses such as 'shave my back with a hacksaw' :laugh:


Your help is appreciated.

 

[panoo]

First of all, welcome aboard English Penguins Fan!!!

Now for your question, you have to be talking about this guy!!!

Mike Lang

 

[BE-LEAF-ABLE]

Somehow, I knew a topic like this would come up. It's been reported earlier in the year that he won't be returning as commentator of the penguins this year, after 30 years. TSN put up some of his line in a story of theirs:

- "I'll be cow-kicked!"
- "Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
- "Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!" (in all honesty, I wasn't much of a fan, but I thought this one was okay)
- "Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
- "Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
- "Great balls of fire!"
- "He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
- "He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
- "You would have to be here to believe it!"
- "Look out Loretta!"
- "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
- "He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
- "Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
- "Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
- "She wants to sell my monkey!"
- "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!"
- "He beat him like a rented mule!"
- "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
- "Book 'em Dano!"
- "He Picked His Pocket Like He was Walking down 5th Avenue"
- "Smilin' like a butcher's dog"
- "He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
- "How much fried chicken can you eat?"
- "Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
- "Get that dog off my lawn!"
- "And the kitchen is closed!"
- "He smoked him like a bad cigar!

 

[imported_shookem]

He certainly is a character.

Welcome aboard dude!

 

[English Penguins Fan]

First of all, welcome aboard English Penguins Fan!!!

Now for your question, you have to be talking about this guy!!!

Mike Lang

thanks for all your help guys- im gona look him up on the net now- woo hoo new season next week cant wait- (although the only chance i get to watch the pens play is on NASN if their playing toronto or any of the other canadian teams.)

 

[imported_shookem]

thanks for all your help guys- im gona look him up on the net now- woo hoo new season next week cant wait- (although the only chance i get to watch the pens play is on NASN if their playing toronto or any of the other canadian teams.)

What's NASN?

 

[English Penguins Fan]

What's NASN?

NASN is North American sports network i watch hockey on it in england.