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Hi guys im new to the board from Manchester Uk im a mad English Penguins fan. I fell in love with them after watching that Jean Cluade Van Damme movie that was filmed in The Mellon Arena- i have a question for you guys:


I have been watching videos on Sidney Crosby's website- who is the guy who commentates on Penguins games for Pitssburgh FSN- what is his name? He is a complete nutter- more so than Don Cherry- i love the little tag lines he uses such as 'shave my back with a hacksaw' :laugh:


Your help is appreciated.
 

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Somehow, I knew a topic like this would come up. ;) It's been reported earlier in the year that he won't be returning as commentator of the penguins this year, after 30 years. TSN put up some of his line in a story of theirs:

- "I'll be cow-kicked!"
- "Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
- "Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!" (in all honesty, I wasn't much of a fan, but I thought this one was okay)
- "Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
- "Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
- "Great balls of fire!"
- "He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
- "He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
- "You would have to be here to believe it!"
- "Look out Loretta!"
- "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
- "He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
- "Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
- "Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
- "She wants to sell my monkey!"
- "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!"
- "He beat him like a rented mule!"
- "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
- "Book 'em Dano!"
- "He Picked His Pocket Like He was Walking down 5th Avenue"
- "Smilin' like a butcher's dog"
- "He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
- "How much fried chicken can you eat?"
- "Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
- "Get that dog off my lawn!"
- "And the kitchen is closed!"
- "He smoked him like a bad cigar!
 

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panoo2004 said:
First of all, welcome aboard English Penguins Fan!!!

Now for your question, you have to be talking about this guy!!!


Mike Lang


thanks for all your help guys- im gona look him up on the net now- woo hoo new season next week cant wait- (although the only chance i get to watch the pens play is on NASN if their playing toronto or any of the other canadian teams.)
 

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English Penguins Fan said:
thanks for all your help guys- im gona look him up on the net now- woo hoo new season next week cant wait- (although the only chance i get to watch the pens play is on NASN if their playing toronto or any of the other canadian teams.)
What's NASN?
 
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