You're really quite the drinker, I can't imagine trying to keep up with you at a drinking party. Let's run the numbers, and we can all see what a superb drinker you are!
You're 45 years old, so, assuming you started to drink at the legal age of 19, you've been going strong for 26 years. 250,000 bottles over a 26 year period equates to 9615 per year, or a mere 26 bottles of Corona's per day!
I think you should change your moniker to "Falling Down Drunk Probert", that seems just a touch more fitting! :laugh:
Yes, I am one of those snobby, wine drinking CA dudes, and why not. Some of the best wines in the world are from wineries here in the Golden state. I could suggest a few nice ones for you, but it looks like you've found your poison already!