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I: Thou shalt keep thy butt in thou's seat whenever the puck is in play

No need for a master's degree for this one. When there is action on the ice you need to be paying attention to it. Not getting up to pee, not getting something to eat, not doing anything but watching the game. Besides, it blocks the view of all the other fans trying to watch the freaking game.

II: Thou shalt not put any team before the home team

Meaning other teams in the same league. Again someone less than a rocket scientist could see the importance here. If you don't root for the home team in your own arena, then go home. You're taking up valuable space and air.


III: Thou shalt dress appropriately so that one can be recognized for which team you are allianced to, and so that there will be no need for fixing hair, makeup, and assorted bra-straps during the game

We know that this may be lost on some of you male types out there. Deal. Look all you PB wannabees, grooming is for the bathroom mirror, the rear-view mirror, and whatever reflects back when you stumble out of someone's house you don't know in the middle of the night trying to find your car. Not in your seat at a hockey game. And yes, we need to know what team your rooting for. So wear your colors proud.


IV: Thou shalt not have disruptive electronic communicative devices at your seat during a hockey game

What could be more important than a hockey game? Your child is sick? NO. Your grandmother just died? NO. You just lost your job because you called in sick again to see the game? NO. So leave them in the car where they belong.


V: Thou shalt not covet the visiting team's players

Ok, we admit that we sometimes slip up on this one. But it just isn't right drooling over a player in an enemy jersey. And yes, this one maybe lost on some of you guys out there, or maybe not??

VI: Thou shalt allow others to fully express themselves at all times during hockey games

Yes Grandma, it's a hockey game. Not the library. If you don't want your kids learning those words don't seat them near us. If loud noises bother you, you may want to take up yoga. But whatever you do, don't tell us to shut up, because we are there to let the team know we support them in the loudest way possible.


VII: Thou shalt do everything humanly possible to disrupt the opposing goaltender

Of all the commandments this is our most favorite and easy to follow. Find the flaw, odd quirk, or unusual body part and throw the goalie off his game. The more he's thinking about what we're going to yell next, the more goals go in for our team.


VIII: Thou shalt take the referee's name in vain

Goes without saying. They are all jackasses who can't see two inches in front of their own faces. They are lower forms of life. They are just plain stupid. So they frequently need to be reminded of where to go.


IX: Thou shalt not die during a hockey game

We really did not think that this commandment was necessary, but it happened to someone near us during a playoff game. Talk about disruptive! There were paramedics all over the place, devibulators going off, IV's dripping. Eweeeuuuu. So just don't.


X: Thou shalt cheer as hard as possible for the home team, no matter what the score is, no matter what the season record is

This is for all you fair weather idiots out there who really don't understand hockey, or life for that matter. You don't get exactly what you want all the time do you? And you don't expect to have everything your way all the time? Get a life and grow up. It's more fun to win when you know what's it's like to lose.



There you have it. Our ten rules for life in hockey. Learn them, live them, don't you dare sit next to us at a hockey game unless you have memorized them by heart
 

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LOL i get mad when people violate commandment one.. its just freakin annoying!!!!! stay in your seats for gosh sakes people!
 

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I'm not too sure about #2, what happens if your from Denver and have to move to Detroit due to work? Or some other circumstance beyond your control (miltary :dunno: ) I think that should be circumstancial :p
 

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Jessica said:
I'm not too sure about #2, what happens if your from Denver and have to move to Detroit due to work? Or some other circumstance beyond your control (miltary :dunno: ) I think that should be circumstancial :p

lol.. i guess!!!!!!!:laugh:
 

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:thumbsup: good stuff shanny im gonna try memerize all of those :thumbsup:
 

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very good.. even though your an oilers fan you will really make me proud ;) but please if you dont.. please make sure you at least know commandment one.. its my total pet peeve!
 

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shanny14 said:
very good.. even though your an oilers fan you will really make me proud ;) but please if you dont.. please make sure you at least know commandment one.. its my total pet peeve!
yea i know what u mean. i cant stand it when people get out of their seats during the play. I also dont like it when people leave games early. I payed full price for the ticket so im gonna see the whole game.
 

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Ugh...the 1st commandement is a *huge* pet peeve of mine, also.
Especially when you can hear the building up crowd cheering...and then this jackass wants to get up and stretch.
You should be allowed to throw objects at people like this, without getting kicked out of the arena. Or at least, slap them in the back of the head.
 

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Ezekiel said:
Ugh...the 1st commandement is a *huge* pet peeve of mine, also.
Especially when you can hear the building up crowd cheering...and then this jackass wants to get up and stretch.
You should be allowed to throw objects at people like this, without getting kicked out of the arena. Or at least, slap them in the back of the head.

no joke we should get something like plastic and be able to hit them with it. stupid suites do that alot!!!!!!! corparation people.. oh my gosh...:eek:
 

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shanny14 said:
no joke we should get something like plastic and be able to hit them with it. stupid suites do that alot!!!!!!! corparation people.. oh my gosh...:eek:
lmao hehe this is fun!! anywho!!! i agree too! and i agree to the #3 one...grrrrrrrr!! lol ur there to enjoy a game, so be free to be as loud as you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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yup, i think im going to send you a read i got.. it kinda cracked me up!
 

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Here's another one that can be added:

XI. Thou shalt not drink beer unless you can handle it, during a game!!!

The person in front, or beside you, does not want to wear your beer during a game, and they certainly don't want to smell like a beer store, even though you do!!!!!
 
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