Wraparound--Visors worn by Europeans
Blueline-- Mark on ribcage from leaning over bar,
replaying game
Redline-- Mark on new sweater from leaning over Wet
Paint sign at penalty bench
Net-- The 25% which goes to winner of 50-50 draw
Zamboni-- Machine used to fill arena with noxious,
poison fumes
Deke-- "The Enforcer"--leads league in PIMs
PIMs-- Rating system for unskilled players
Offside-- Hitting on the team owner's daughter
Pass-- See Offside
Score-- See Offside--Also see "Traded"
Jock-- Scot who enjoys a wee dram before, during and
after game
Boarding-- What a new player to town does until after
having his first team party
Rink-- Weekend hangout for parents
Bodycheck-- Test rink boards, glass, for durability
Slapshot-- Movie poking fun at Canada's national
past-time
Hooking-- What the gal in the thigh-length boots up in
Section 14 does for a living
Shoot-- What religious kids say after missing
wide-open net
#@$%&#-- What religious kids say after missing net in
Week 2 of season
Scoreboard-- Place for annoying company signs and
logos
Overtime-- Bar where players drink for free after
closing time so owner can feel important
Stanley Cup-- Trophy awarded to championship team just
prior to opening of training camp
Europeans-- Skilled players who refuse to watch
Coach's Corner
Gross Misconduct-- The sometimes carryings on of very
rich role models
Play by Play-- Break between TV commercials
Instant Replay-- New electronic means to prove on-ice
officials' incompetence
Predators (1)-- ANOTHER damned Yankee team....from
Peoria, or Portland, or....
Predators (2)-- Agents
Puck-- Nickname for the millionaire who sold Gretsky
to millionaire now in jail
Penalty Box-- Good place for TV closeups of players
mouthing the "F" word at each other
Blueline-- Mark on ribcage from leaning over bar,
replaying game
Redline-- Mark on new sweater from leaning over Wet
Paint sign at penalty bench
Net-- The 25% which goes to winner of 50-50 draw
Zamboni-- Machine used to fill arena with noxious,
poison fumes
Deke-- "The Enforcer"--leads league in PIMs
PIMs-- Rating system for unskilled players
Offside-- Hitting on the team owner's daughter
Pass-- See Offside
Score-- See Offside--Also see "Traded"
Jock-- Scot who enjoys a wee dram before, during and
after game
Boarding-- What a new player to town does until after
having his first team party
Rink-- Weekend hangout for parents
Bodycheck-- Test rink boards, glass, for durability
Slapshot-- Movie poking fun at Canada's national
past-time
Hooking-- What the gal in the thigh-length boots up in
Section 14 does for a living
Shoot-- What religious kids say after missing
wide-open net
#@$%&#-- What religious kids say after missing net in
Week 2 of season
Scoreboard-- Place for annoying company signs and
logos
Overtime-- Bar where players drink for free after
closing time so owner can feel important
Stanley Cup-- Trophy awarded to championship team just
prior to opening of training camp
Europeans-- Skilled players who refuse to watch
Coach's Corner
Gross Misconduct-- The sometimes carryings on of very
rich role models
Play by Play-- Break between TV commercials
Instant Replay-- New electronic means to prove on-ice
officials' incompetence
Predators (1)-- ANOTHER damned Yankee team....from
Peoria, or Portland, or....
Predators (2)-- Agents
Puck-- Nickname for the millionaire who sold Gretsky
to millionaire now in jail
Penalty Box-- Good place for TV closeups of players
mouthing the "F" word at each other
