People, wake up, this is an important thread. Maybe I'm not making them interesting enough. Hmmm, I heard from a friend of a friend that Gaborik was caught sleeping with Allen Walsh's wife and that's why he changed agents. I can't confirm this rumour because the friend of a friend is on a fishing trip right now.

k: As for Dupuis, I heard from another friend of a former friend's sister's boyfriend that the reason why Dupuis finally got his deal was he has photos of Lemaire indulging in his Zamboni fetish. It's hard to believe but I will let my imagination run wild until I talk to the boyfriend in 5 years. (He's in prison).

k:
While Pascal Dupoopee is no Marion Gaborik, he did tie for the second most points on the Wild last season and helped lead the Wild all the way to Western finals.
Dupoopee will give the Wild the much needed offensive threat the team has lacked to this point in the season. The Wild realized that the team was not going anywhere as long as they lacked both of their top players.
If the Wild does start winning, I expect the Wild to regain the upperhand in the Gaborik negotations and the contract talks to drag out even longer. If the Wild continue the downward slide into the NHL cellar, expect Gaborik in the lineup by November 1.