Some of you may have heard this one but for the ones who havent enjoy..
A Canadian, an American, a blonde, and a fat lady are on a train.
It passes through a tunnel, and a hard slap is heard. Blonde thinks
"that American son of a bitch wanted to touch me but put his
paws on the fat lady by mistake, and she slapped his face."
Fat lady thinks "that dirty rotten American manhandled the
blonde, and she hit him for being rude."
American thinks "That damn Canadian swatted the blonde on the behind,
and she thought i did it and cracked me upside the face."
Canadian thinks
" I sure hope there's another tunnel so i can smack that stupid American again."
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor
puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for
two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have
lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns,
she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!"
the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I
was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger,
you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."
So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo," she shouts. "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."
So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo," she shouts. "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."
"You see things and you say "Why?"; but I dream things that never were and I say "Why not?""- George Bernard Shaw
"Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the world's work, and the power to appreciate life." - Brigham Young
A Funny Joke......
A Funny Joke......
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