Earnhardt

Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes.

Here's their revenge :

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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snail

that's really good stuff. thanks for the laughs.

flyerfan2

Those are great Rusty how the hell did i miss them over a year ago when you first posted them.? :? :?

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capebretoncanadien

ROTFLMAO

It's SO true k:

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Avsgirl

Ahahahahahahaah I love it! It's about time we got back at them. :twisted:

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JL

Great dig! That must have taken a lot of research! :lol:

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KeithM

LOL!! :lol: :lol:

Good stuff Rusty

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draeko17

As a brunette, thanks for the laughs. heheheh.... I had to pass this one on.

Fury_fan

I prefer dark haired women, but that was funny as hell.

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