Jovorock

Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby were a man?

Dear Mr. Abby

Q: My husband want a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing- your best fiend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehsive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just preform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

grim

I cannot believe there have been no follow-ups to this....

slapshot™

It musta been buried....I can't wait to see your response, Grim! k:

Craven Morehead

Dear Mr. Abby

Q: My son has spent his weekends drinking, smoking up and most likely having unprotected sex with kids from his own high school. Although he is having a great time, I don't want him to waste it all in high school when the best will be for when he goes to university...what should I do???


A: Tough dilemna you are in certainly. First, maybe you should participate with your son to see how much fun he is having. Go out with him one night. If he's having alot of fun, you don't want to deprive him of that. Second, you seem jealous. Maybe a little carousing for yourself will help you out. As for university, it seems your son has his head on straight. If anything, you should encourage your son more to prepare himself for university this way. Good luck!!!

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