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Chet · 07-31-2003, 11:51 AM

Does anyone have any good hockey jokes?

habguy · 08-15-2003, 02:51 PM

wath do you call 16 players and a coaching staff watching the stanley cup playoffs on a big screen??
The Calgary Flames

Wath do the Calgary Flames and a preacher have in common??
They each make 20 000 people stand up and scream Jesus Christ

hockeyfanatic · 08-15-2003, 03:11 PM

AHHA H AH AHA HA HAH HAHAHAHA, thats really good! :lol:

Chet · 08-16-2003, 11:18 PM

ha i sense some hatred towards the flames... but very good

hockeykid11 · 08-17-2003, 01:23 AM

No one likes the Flames....oh well. Great jokes ==()

hockeyfanatic · 08-17-2003, 02:01 AM

Poor calgary, i especially like the second one with 20 000 people standing up and yelling jesus christ ahha h ah ha

Chet · 08-17-2003, 10:29 AM

keeping the calgary theme....

Q: How many flames does it take to change the light bulb behind their scoring net?
A:The light went off?

Jovorock · 08-17-2003, 12:59 PM

This is a old one, but why not.

You hear about the guy from Calgary that left 4 booklets of season tickets for the Flames on his dash in a unlocked car at the mall?

When he came back there was 8 booklets on his dash.