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Management Course

*Lesson One*
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle &asked him, "Can I also sit like you & do nothing?" The
eagle
answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

*Lesson Two*
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. They're packed with nutrients." THe turkey pecked at a lump of
dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson?
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

*Lesson Three*
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung
was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your management course.